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Monday, November 22, 2010

Humanized Objects

While watching a trailer for Cars 2...

Me: Why do cars have to go to the toilet?
L: *shrugs* Why do cars talk?
Me: Hur hur.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Jokes from Lil' Kids

At a dinner party yesterday night, a friend was giving us riddles that her children had made up for Halloween:

Q: What is a vegetable that is half-dog and half-plant?
A: A collie-flower. O_o

Q: Where does a bee go to pee?
A: The B(ee)P(ee) station!

Children are so adorable, masha-Allah. :)